And right now you're not trying to hear it again because all you know is you just lost quite possibly the only chance you ever had at living a normal life—like the one your parents lived...what! Wake up!
Live life like your parents did? No thanks.
People keep telling you a new woman is the key because it's true. It's time to get back out there ASAP and reclaim your new single status. Here's some helpful hints for getting back on the prowl and getting over your ex girlfriend.
First thing you need to do is wipe the snot out of your nose and pull yourself together. That heart-broken wuss boy character—he only pulls tail in those dumb movies she used to make you watch—part of her crusade in taking your manhood, crushing you, and feeding you back to the cold, hard world.
Women hate needy guys! Which is one more reason why even if there was a chance you could get her back you're completely ruining it right now.
This is what you're going to do. You're going to put together a little ritual to get yourself in the right state. Because the right state is the first step in getting over your ex girlfriend.
First, get on the phone, try to sound half upbeat, and call up your buddy—you know the one I'm talking about. That guy who is always ready to party and chase girls, even if it means his own girlfriend leaving him on the couch for the next 3 days.
Right now that guy is your best friend. Get him pumped—it's never difficult.
Now, time to clean the wuss boy off yourself. Take a long hot shower, but I want you to play the stereo full blast. Not some crippling song like "Don't Want to Miss a Thing"—play something that gets you pumped. Something you'd want to hear when you first stepped in the club.
Groom yourself like you're going on your first date and keep the music bumping.
This part is important—when you leave your house, do not take your cell phone with you. Unless you've got a breathalyzer attached to that thing, it's going to be you calling her at 4 in the morning to remind her how horrible of a decision she's made.
Not productive.
All you should be taking with you when you leave the house is "safety equipment," a pen and paper, and enough money to get skunked and get a cab home.
When you get to the bar, the first thing I want you to do is start talking with the first good looking girl you see. You don't have to walk up dropping corny pickup lines, and in fact I advise against that. Just get out there talking and let the night unfold.
But do it right away or you risk falling into the "stand in the corner and watch everyone have fun without me mode." About halfway into a conversation with a gorgeous woman who doesn't know you enough to not like you, you're going to realize something. "Hey, getting over your ex girlfriend might not be a bad idea after all.'
In fact, with a little practice, it might be the most fun you've had in ages. You might even end up going home with company tonight—good, the further you are from the phone the better.
Rinse and repeat. Welcome back to reality.
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