With the stock market falling and prices rising, mortgage foreclosures and job layoffs, the cost of living is killing us.

I don't think I'm compulsive about cleaning my kitchen. Some people think you are what you eat. I just think you are where you eat.

We often hear women saying that their biological clock is ticking as an indication that they understand that child-bearing should not be postponed indefinitely. Perhaps it is wisest to view the years between 30 and 35 as time to start the ‘late family’ rather than 35 if at all possible.

Reversing hair loss is a feat that most men would want to achieve. Unfortunately, very few are able to get back lost hair once the hair fall becomes massive. Reversing hair loss is definitely not easy but it’s not impossible either.

I've come to the conclusion that confusion is our fifty-first state. Take men, for example. I was fathered by a man, married one and gave birth to two - but I still don't understand them.

If someone tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge, that would be a scam. When I ask my child what he's doing in his room and he says, "Nothing", that's a scam too.

Life is all about chance. Sometimes you roll the dice on something and take a take a chance. Sometimes you fail at something and you ask for a second chance. Anyway I look at it, chance is a good thing.

How do you recapture youth? People over forty want to know. If you see a man over forty wearing an ace bandage, a brace or a cast on any part of his body, you see a man who's been injured in the battle against getting old.

My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband.

Necessity is meant to be the mother of invention. Does that mean all inventions are necessary? Was the Pet Rock necessary?